My Attemps at Slimming

There is this “Acceptable Food List” and the rule is to not eat anything not in the list! Salad. Yes that’s good. But tell me where to find a below $5 salad in Shenton Way? Meat. Yes that’s good too! But how can I eat $10 + meals every day for lunch? So I ended up alienating all my colleagues and staying in to eat my own prepared meals. Steamed broccoli, canned tuna in water, …. Needless to say, the invitations to join others for lunch became less frequent.

There was so much I couldn’t eat and so little I could. I was hungry most of the time and I even thought of getting the appetite suppressant, Duromine!

Food label

Don’t assume any food is low in carbohydrate—instead, I learnt to read labels. I had to check the carb count (it’s on every package) or practice agaration. During this same period, I also went for extra yoga classes.

The end result? I was trimmer but my weight remained the same. After I went off the Atkins Diet, my weight even went up! So depressing!

Diet Pills!

This is really quite ineffective and really, a lazy man’s weakness. There are plenty of pills out there in the market that boasts of many amazing things like blocking fat, blocking carbs, blocking calories… etc.. The list goes on. I tried the carb and fat blocker. Truth to tell, there were zero results.

“No need exercise! Eat all you want!” Yea, right.

The only difference was after eating the fat blocker, I pee’d oil and poo’ed some black stuff out. Toxics I guess. The 2nd and 3rd pill on didn’t have much visible effect.

Besides, let’s all not forget Andrea De Cruz and Slim 10 saga.

Lately…

… I’ve been contemplating with the purchase of a Wii Fit. Problem is, I don’t even have a damn Wii Console! Buying everything would set me back by quite a fair bit. I tried it out at my cousin’s place and it was damn fun! I even sweated! Imagine that! Maybe more frequent exercise would help me lose weight?

I can already see myself doing this!

How about the ability to annihilate fat without surgery?

Called cavitation, it is a new fat-breaking technology by Cenosis – something I’ve never tried. According to their website, cavitation breaks the fat cells membrane through the bursting of micro-bubbles. Often featured on Channel 8’s BioSkin show, Cenosis says that this new technology can target fat on certain body parts, and reduce it permanently – without any invasive actions.

Slimming technology today really makes slimming seem effortless. With 3 years of research to make this right and only doctors and physiotherapists with N2 license from NEA who can operate this machine… surely it’s something safe that’s worth exploring.

There are apparently a lot of other inferior machines similar to this out there in the market. But many of which are not able to penetrate deep enough into the fat cells area to hit the core of it all.

Cenosis is the first and only slimming centre to own this medical machine.

Cavitation in action – Complex fatty acids are broken down into simpler fatty acids and these simple fatty acids are then passed out from our bodies.

You know what this means? This means I can go look for these experts and get my arm scallops, my bat wings and my buffalo humps ANNIHILATED. Period. Now we’re talking! (Lol as I read this again, I couldn’t resist giving my arm scallops a bye bye squeeze.)

Make an appointment with Cenosis right now, to find out how you can benefit from this wonderful technology at a special price of $33. Call 7000 700 6626 or visit www.cenosis.biz/cavitation.php to make an appointment.