Making Cents of a Punjabi Marriage

Punjabi woman says to her mother:

‘I’m divorcing Jita …
all he wants is anal sex
and my asshole is now
the size of a 50 cent coin
when it used to be the
size of a 5 cent coin.’

Mother says:
‘You’re married to a millionaire lawyer
… you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Taman Tun
… you drive a Mercedes
… you get RM10,000 a week allowance
… you take 6 vacations a year …

and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?’