I need to find the culprit

Description: I bought a tub of kaya 1 month ago. I only consumed less than 1/6 of it. 1 month later, I find my kaya with only 1/4 left.

Suspect: Housemates. #&$(#*$)#$*%$^$&)#$!!!

Just wait till I hunt you down!
I will have you buy me ten tubs back!!! MY KAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wails*

Can you tell me why I am so down on luck recently? What have I done wrong? Have I been a bad girl?

I lost my Msia credit card in Carrefour @ Subang a month back and the fucker who picked it up went to happily spend RM2000 on it. Now I filed a dispute, cross my fingers and hope, *sigh*, and hope that I don’t have to be responsible for that amount.

I curse that fucker to hell and back. Haiz why?

I lost my SGD90 bicycle last night. Usually I don’t but this time, I remember very clearly where I packed it yesterday morning. Right at the exit of Hougang MRT’s sheltered area opposite Hougang Bus Interchange, second slot from the left.

This time, I curse the whole bloody gang (assuming is a gang) to grow like loads of pimples, moles and big growths all over their bodies. All of them who keep hunting around the Hougang area and stealing bikes like their fucking lives depended on it. My bike is not even BRANDED!! And I consciously chose the ugliest, and most discreet colour in view of how possible this day could be! AND STILL.

Sigh. Why?

First my credit card, then my kaya and now………………. my beloved bike who went through so much with me. :( Barely 4 months old. Barely!

I am so sad. Will someone buy me a new bike? I will take a $70 one… or cheaper if you can find. :(